Greetings:
The weather is fabulous today in Hayward; it is sunny and bright, about 35 degrees and the snow is melting. Amanda just called from Playa del Carmen and they are enjoying sunny weather and it's about 85 degrees poolside! Hmmmm....
I thought you'd enjoy something on the lighter side today - thanks to Fred Kortepeter, Sycamore Group, REALTORS®, Indianapolis, who passed along these gaffes and comments he's gathered from listing sheets over the years.
- Sellers to keep all flooring.
- One-owner condom near lake.
- Exclude basement, as it is a family heirloom.
- Priced for quick sale! (House had been on the market 15 months.)
- Mirror over fireplace and roof don't stay.
- Four acres on large lot.
- Defects: Neighbors' septic tank stinks in the summer.
- Watch for snake in the driveway. Don't run over it.
- Third-floor walk-up apartment: Great for getting rid of in-laws.
- Dog bites. Don't go in the house.
- Walls to be replaced.
- Reason selling: Moving.
Anyway, we're dreaming of spring & time on the lake!
Life Is Good....Enjoy!
Gary Nathan
Amanda Mavis
Woodland Dev. & Realty
15617 Railroad Street
Hayward, WI 54843
nathan@garynathan.com
http://www.garynathan.com/
http://www.haywardwaterfront.com/
